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- Nov. 08, 1993: The Arts & Media:Television
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1993
- Nov. 08, 1993 Cloning Humans
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- THE ARTS & MEDIA, Page 78
- TELEVISION
- Masters Of Their Domain
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p>Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David are sitting atop the sitcom world.
- Here's an inside look at how they do it.
- </p>
- <p>By RICHARD ZOGLIN/LOS ANGELES--With reporting by Jeffrey Ressner/Los Angeles
- </p>
- <p> "They don't use the star system here," says Jerry Seinfeld,
- as he and Larry David trudge up the mall stairs to a coffee
- shop on Ventura Boulevard. "That's why I like it." Sure enough,
- they put their names on a list and are told there's a 10-minute
- wait. Actually, it is 25 minutes before a table is cleared for
- the creators of TV's hottest sitcom.
- </p>
- <p> Seinfeld and David are old friends from stand-up-comedy days,
- and their lunchtime banter has a comfortable, genuinely amused
- air. After a woman who once worked with David stops by to say
- hello, Seinfeld comments, "He has more friends, older friends,
- than anybody I know. It's like a museum of cars that are maintained
- for hundreds of years beyond their useful life."
- </p>
- <p> Jerry is just the opposite, says David: "He has no obligatory
- phone calls. That's how he keeps his friends." "All my friends
- are comedians. They don't care. No one takes offense."
- </p>
- <p> "And I walk around wondering who's hating me this particular
- day."
- </p>
- <p> Sounds like material for a couple of Seinfeld episodes right
- there, but on this particular day, more pressing work is at
- hand. After lunch the two will repair to the Seinfeld offices
- on the Studio City lot across the street to rewrite this week's
- script--a script that is already late and getting later. Yet
- they seem unfazed; on the Seinfeld show, scrambling to keep
- up is business as usual.
- </p>
- <p> Now in its fifth season on NBC, Seinfeld is in its glory days.
- Last winter, moved to a Thursday-night time slot following Cheers,
- the show vaulted into the Nielsen Top 10. This fall, without
- Cheers' help, it's in the Top 5. Against all odds, this hip,
- insider sitcom about a comedian (Seinfeld playing Seinfeld)
- and his three Manhattan friends has expanded its appeal beyond
- a core audience of yuppie tastemakers. It's that rarity--intelligent
- comedy that is funny enough for everybody.
- </p>
- <p> According to the popular wisdom, Seinfeld is a show about "nothing."
- Episodes are spun out of small, everyday trials and tribulations--looking for a parking spot, wearing a funny-looking shirt,
- trying not to masturbate (last season's Emmy-winning episode
- The Contest, in which the characters competed to be "master
- of your domain"). In reality, the show is more densely textured,
- elaborately plotted and psychologically astute than any other
- comedy on TV. It is, moreover, the product of two distinct but
- oddly congruent comic personalities: David, 46, a dour ex-stand-up
- comic and writer (he appeared in ABC's failed late-night show
- Fridays and spent one season writing for Saturday Night Live,
- where only one of his sketches ever aired), and Seinfeld, 39,
- a star who is just as active behind the scenes. Early last month,
- they gave TIME an inside glimpse of how they bring a Seinfeld
- episode to fruition.
- </p>
- <p> THE SEED: "The hardest part of this show is coming up with the
- ideas," says David. A Seinfeld premise is different from that
- of most other TV comedies; instead of a generic sitcom "problem"
- (Murphy's mother comes to visit; Roseanne hates Darlene's new
- boyfriend), Seinfeld typically starts with a small, recognizable
- life moment that causes outsize anguish. Says David: "I like
- something tiny that just expands."
- </p>
- <p> The Barber, like most Seinfeld episodes, expanded from a writer's
- real-life experience. Andy Robin, 24, a former Saturday Night
- Live writer who joined the Seinfeld staff this season, remembered
- the anxiety he felt about switching barbers, from the old man
- who had cut his hair for years to a younger barber in the same
- shop. "It was like breaking up with your lover," he says. He
- proposed an episode in which Jerry goes through similar angst
- after a bad haircut.
- </p>
- <p> David and Seinfeld liked the idea. But with four main characters
- to showcase, a Seinfeld episode needs several stories going
- at the same time. Robin had another embarrassing moment to offer.
- Last year, when he was free-lancing TV scripts, he pitched an
- idea for a Seinfeld episode to David. Though David liked the
- idea, Robin left the meeting unsure whether he had a firm assignment
- or not. Why not put George (Jason Alexander), the hapless job
- seeker, in a similar dilemma? At the end of an upbeat job interview,
- the company president says, "I want you to have this job. Of
- course..." A phone call interrupts, and George is ushered
- out the door, befuddled.
- </p>
- <p> THE SCRIPT: The show's outline set, Robin starts to work in
- late July. He writes two drafts of the script, getting input
- from David and from supervising producer (and David's chief
- lieutenant) Larry Charles. The barbers evolve into Italian brothers;
- after getting a bad haircut from Enzo, Jerry "cheats" on him
- by making a secret assignation with Gino. Meanwhile, George,
- unsure whether he has the job, decides to show up at work anyway.
- The tricky part is getting the show's other main characters,
- Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and Kramer (Michael Richards),
- into the action. Robin comes up with a subplot involving a barber
- chair that they both want to buy.
- </p>
- <p> Seinfeld and David like the episode, but have problems with
- the second half. "Act Two," says Seinfeld, "is what separates
- the men from the boys." The chief problem is the Kramer-Elaine
- subplot, which doesn't seem to go anywhere. They decide to replace
- it with an entirely new story line, in which the barbers' nephew
- arrives from Italy to claim the chair that once belonged to
- his late father, only to find that Elaine has bought it, precipitating
- a family crisis.
- </p>
- <p> Most sitcoms are run by committee; the writers get together
- regularly to revise or "punch up" scripts. Not on Seinfeld.
- David and Seinfeld themselves write the last draft of every
- script. Sitting at abutting desks in David's office, they labor
- over The Barber for three days. The clock is ticking. Seinfeld's
- weekly production cycle starts on Wednesday and ends with a
- Tuesday-night taping. But this week's script won't be ready
- until Saturday--inordinately late. Even with the taping pushed
- back to Wednesday, the cast and crew will have to work all weekend.
- </p>
- <p> THE TABLE: The pivotal event of a Seinfeld week is the table
- reading, when the actors get their first chance to read the
- script and the producers can see how it plays. On Saturday afternoon,
- a dozen actors and writers gather around a long picnic table
- on the Seinfeld set, scripts in hand. With director Tom Cherones
- interpolating stage directions, the actors perform The Barber.
- David fills in as one of the barbers himself, offering a florid
- Italian accent. There is much laughter and applause at the end.
- </p>
- <p> The next stop is David's office, for the "notes" session. This
- is where network and studio executives make their comments and
- suggestions. For new shows, or ones that are struggling, these
- meetings can be difficult and tense. For a proven winner like
- Seinfeld, they are relatively painless.
- </p>
- <p> "It's very funny. I have no notes," says Todd Schwartz, the
- representative from NBC.
- </p>
- <p> Glenn Padnick, a partner in Castle Rock Entertainment (the show's
- production company), raises one problem. "Are you concerned
- about the absence of Kramer from the last part of the show?"
- This has occurred to David, but he is unsure what can be done.
- Padnick suggests that Kramer might take a more active role in
- mediating between Jerry's warring barbers. Seinfeld wonders
- whether Jerry can have his secret barber assignation in Kramer's
- apartment. David takes a few notes but makes no comment.
- </p>
- <p> Generally, the day has gone well. "It was a very good reading,"
- says Seinfeld. "This is when most other shows go into the panic
- mode." David is not quite so confident. "Actually,'' he says,
- "I was a little disappointed." Maybe it's the Saturday-afternoon
- blahs, he muses. "I'll have to see it on its feet."
- </p>
- <p> THE CRISIS: The show struggles to its feet on Sunday morning,
- as Cherones leads the cast in blocking and rehearsing scenes.
- This is an unusual Seinfeld show in that the guest stars--the Italian barbers--have a dominant role. Richards in particular
- seems to be groping for something to do in a long scene in which
- Kramer sits in the barber chair while the two Italians have
- an argument. One of the actors spontaneously reaches for Richards'
- lapels to emphasize a point. "Don't grab me," Richards snaps,
- out of character. "I'm not a pork chop!" It is not a joke.
- </p>
- <p> But it may be a forewarning. In mid-afternoon the cast performs
- a run-through for David. He watches, then retreats quietly to
- his office.
- </p>
- <p> "It wasn't working," David says later. "The Italian element
- was too dominant. It didn't feel like our show." Seinfeld agrees:
- "We had created this Italian barber opera. It was a little overwrought."
- </p>
- <p> The remedy they come up with is drastic: they junk the entire
- story about the nephew from Italy (the barber brothers become
- nephew and uncle) and look for another subplot that will utilize
- Kramer and Elaine. David assembles the few writers who are around
- on Sunday for an emergency brainstorming session. Robin suggests
- that Jerry's bad haircut force him to cancel some plans with
- Elaine. Larry Charles proposes a bachelor auction for charity;
- when Jerry can't go, Elaine has to take Kramer instead.
- </p>
- <p> It's a neat solution, but time is short. Changes are often made
- late in Seinfeld scripts, but they're rarely this big, this
- late. "I wasn't panicky," says David. "I was depressed because
- I had to do more work." In a furious Sunday-night session, David
- does one more rewrite (Charles helps out by writing the bachelor-auction
- scene). He works until 10 p.m. and comes in early the next morning
- for some final changes. By Monday, the cast has a new script
- to learn and rehearse.
- </p>
- <p> THE SHOW: On Wednesday night, a studio audience gathers for
- a show that finally seems to be in good shape. Despite a four-hour
- session of stops and starts, camera set-ups and retakes, the
- crowd is enthusiastic. When Jerry doffs a baseball cap to reveal
- his bad haircut, the audience roars. There is one technical
- glitch: at the bachelor auction, Richards does a virtuoso bit
- of prancing buffoonery to a silent house. The set is off to
- the side, nearly out of audience view, and the video monitors
- supposed to bring it to them are not working. "I couldn't ride
- that wave of laughter," says Richards.
- </p>
- <p> Oh well, the laughing will be added later. Much will be subtracted
- too: a rough cut of the show is a hefty six minutes long. All
- in all, David is happy. "It was a tougher show than usual,"
- he says. "But it all seemed to work." When the show airs a week
- from Thursday, viewers can decide for themselves whether he's
- right.
- </p>
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